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"Darling, please stop your cloning experiments..."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"Pi and mash squared please."

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

The Principal of Inertia.

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

It's a group of goldfish, so it might be an element-ary school!

Museum. The Universe. "Light-years"? Boy, they have low-calorie everything these days!

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."