Loves A Good Science Pun Pillows

"Darling, please stop your cloning experiments..."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Here comes the super-visor."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

The Principal of Inertia.

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,