Science Pun Enthusiasts Pillows

The voltmeter is avaiable in black or grey, but not other colours.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

She loves to play with string theory.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Here comes the super-visor."

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

The One That Newton Missed

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

The Principal of Inertia.

"Pi and mash squared please."

"Your four-o'clock is here."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

Museum. The Universe. "Light-years"? Boy, they have low-calorie everything these days!

It's a group of goldfish, so it might be an element-ary school!

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"