Science Pun Enthusiasts Prints

The voltmeter is avaiable in black or grey, but not other colours.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Here comes the super-visor."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

The One That Newton Missed

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

The Principal of Inertia.

"Your four-o'clock is here."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."