Physics Pun Lovers Prints

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Here comes the super-visor."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

The Principal of Inertia.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

People who understand Venn diagrams

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"Not again!"

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'