Science Pun Appreciator Pillows

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

First Novels.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

You're the puff in my pastry!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Banana Split...

Punt Cake

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."