Particle Pun Enthusiast Gifts

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

Another Casualty in the War of the Atoms.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Subatomic particles

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Here comes the super-visor."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

The Principal of Inertia.

"Pi and mash squared please."

"I never expected to collide into you!"

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'