Tiny Particle Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh yeah! Well I must've found a particle THIS small.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Subatomic particles

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

"I never expected to collide into you!"

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Neutriyes: Affectionate particle produced when neutrinos are passed through an underground tank of beer. Unlike the neutrino, the neutriyes can be identified by its indiscriminate attraction to any available atom.

The Black Hole Commission

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

Inside the Large Hadron Collider

'George is very much in touch with his inner adult.'

The Hardon Colander.

"Ahem...any other reasons why you think you'd be suitable for working at the Large Hadron Collider?"

Science Fiction. New Release. It's about a duo who shrank themselves down and go explore subatomic space ... They're called "Lewis and Quark."

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

Atom Supply Co.

'What's the matter with your cyclotron?'

"I wish you wouldn't speak with your food vacuole full."

Microbe World

'You can stop looking now, it sounds like they've found the Higgs Boson!'

An unknown sub-atomic particle waiting to be discovered.

'Could I switch to bacteriology for awhile? - The stars are REALLY making me feel insignificant.'

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

Subatomic Particle Super-Collider Humor. You'll never guess who I ran into yesterday! (Published originally on May 18, 2009.)

large hadron collider

Everything's cuter when it's tiny

'I just don't know where we're going to put the rest of your humongous book collection about microscopic organisms.'

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

Spot the Higgs boson competition (like 'spot the ball' competitions).

Another Casualty in the War of the Atoms.