Particle Physics Enthusiast T-Shirts

large hadron collider

Atom Supply Co.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Physiciatrist...

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Subatomic particles

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Newton's vacation

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Newton's Law and Order.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."