Particle Physics Fanatics T-Shirts

Inside the Large Hadron Collider

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Quantum Psychic

The Physiciatrist...

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Subatomic particles

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Newton's vacation

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Newton's Law and Order.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation