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"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Physiciatrist...

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

Subatomic particles

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Newton's Law and Order.

Newton's vacation

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation