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Science Fiction. New Release. It's about a duo who shrank themselves down and go explore subatomic space ... They're called "Lewis and Quark."

Albert Einstein

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Physiciatrist...

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Subatomic particles

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Newton's vacation

Newton's Law and Order.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Albert Einstein and book

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

"It's the formula for a black hole."