Cartoon Physics Fan Gifts

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Is it that bad?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

The Runaway Horse

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Dog walking Human.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Piranhaclaus

Support group for sheep.