Unconventional Physics Fan Gifts

A man in a bath

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Science Fair Judgements

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Newton Discovers Gravity

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Science And Society 1923

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Control and Out of Control Group

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"I'm tired of being an electron."

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.

Jules Henri Poincare

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s