Particle Physics Fans Pillows

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Science And Society 1923

Newton Discovers Gravity

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"I'm tired of being an electron."

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Jules Henri Poincare

The Principal of Inertia.

'C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."