Relativity Fan Gifts

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Boss? It's way past the 1st of the month and I still haven't received my paycheck. That's because the state requires that I pay you monthly, but it's not specific about whose month. Haven't you ever heard of gravitational time dilation? Time passes more slowly for an observer who's closer to a significant gravitational mass than it does for an observer who's farther away. Because I'm closer to my massive bank account than you are, one month for me is two months for you. I want my check by the en

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'The circle is complete!'

"Is it that bad?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

King George I

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Filet minion

The Da Vinci Cod

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

You're my Venus

Science Fair Judgements

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

Newton Discovers Gravity

Science And Society 1923