Relativity Enthusiasts Gifts

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

Albert Einstein

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"It could never work between us."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Newton's vacation

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Moon and Star

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Astronaut

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Newton's Law and Order.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

The One That Newton Missed

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Young Isaac Newton's first encounter with gravity.