Theory Of Relativity Enthusiast Gifts

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

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Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Newton's Law and Order.

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

Man rolling ball up a hill

Jean Philippe Rameau

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

Galileo vs Aristotle