Theory Of Relativity Fan Gifts

"The end is relative."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Entropy.

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Science And Society 1923

Newton Discovers Gravity

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"I'm tired of being an electron."

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

Jules Henri Poincare

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

'C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."