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"The end is relative."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Free Radicals.

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Entropy.

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Science And Society 1923

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Newton Discovers Gravity

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"I'm tired of being an electron."

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Jules Henri Poincare

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.

'C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.'