Theoretical Physicist Fan T-Shirts

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

"He did not believe in rebooting, so..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Schrödinger and his cat

Science Fair Judgements

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

A Freudian slip...

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Free Radicals.

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

Complexity Made Simple.

Entropy.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Facelook

Newton Discovers Gravity

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.