Theoretical Physicist Fan Prints

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Schrödinger and his cat

Science Fair Judgements

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

A Freudian slip...

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Complexity Made Simple.

Entropy.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Newton Discovers Gravity

Science And Society 1923