Theoretical Physics Admirer Prints

'I'm afraid Luftenschmertz has gone round the bend - he's developing a conspiracy theory of relativity.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Albert Einstein

Math Dreams

Reading my Critics

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

The star hunters

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

The Physiciatrist...

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

Schrödinger and his cat

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

A Freudian slip...

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Save Mars

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Complexity Made Simple.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Newton's vacation

Newton's Law and Order.

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."