Theoretical Physics Admirer T-Shirts

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Math Dreams

Reading my Critics

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

The star hunters

The Physiciatrist...

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Schrödinger and his cat

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

A Freudian slip...

'...and that is my philosophy.'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Save Mars

Complexity Made Simple.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Theory A Day Calendar.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Newton's Law and Order.

Newton's vacation

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'