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I did some research. I read the respected New England Journal of Astrophysics, and it looks like you're right

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The star hunters

Marry me astronaut

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Save Mars

Cosmology marches on. . .

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

God creating the galaxy.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Water divining Mars

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Aurora

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

"Another fly-over planet."

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Astronaut

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Solar Range.