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'...and that is my philosophy.'

Coronavirus Vaccine

"I'm hoping a genetically-modified apple will get me a better grade."

August Comte

"Question. Do you want the answer based on science or the tweets from a guy living in his mother's basement?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Grace For Flies

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"You're such a good listener."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'