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Wolf's howling cracks the moon.

"Is this the best thing ever or what?! Seriously, you guys are going to be posting about this for weeks. And I'm so not exaggerating..." The hyperbolic eclipse of the sun

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The star hunters

Marry me astronaut

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

NASA Special

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Save Mars

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

God creating the galaxy.

Water divining Mars

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Aurora

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'