Theory Enthusiasts Prints

Jean Philippe Rameau

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"At least we agree to disagree."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

A Freudian slip...

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Human Brain

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Complexity Made Simple.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Lucky Guess."

Max Weber

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

X-RAY

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Promised Land Signpost

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."