Theory Enthusiasts Gifts

Jean Philippe Rameau

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"At least we agree to disagree."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Human Brain

Complexity Made Simple.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Max Weber

"Lucky Guess."

Theory A Day Calendar.

X-RAY

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Promised Land Signpost

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'