Theory Lover Gifts

'I'm going to refer to an educational theory which was first published in February and is still applicable today.'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"Again we've proven something no one will ever care about."

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

'Either Gödel has come up with a gret new theory, or the most elaborate excuse in mathematical history for not finishing something.'

Basic Research/Practical Applications/Back to Basic Research.

Ever wonder if Einstein was only trying to come up with a catchy phrase, just for attention?

'Sadly, Chester's attempts to explain his economic theories to mark Carney would come to a quick and abrupt end.'

'I hope you're satisfied, Blaukopf! -- You've just ruined my Unified Field Theory!'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

Math Dreams

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'Have you no common scents?!'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Useless information"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

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