Theory Geek Gifts

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

The DaVinci Code

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Elfie Stick

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Jurassic Pork

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"