Theory Geek Mugs

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

The DaVinci Code

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Jurassic Pork

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Big screen TV falling through floor