Theory Buffs Mugs

"It's based on 'nudge' theory!"

Bermuda Triangles

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Before the Internet

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"OMG, LOL!"

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Dogma

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

A Freudian slip...

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.