Trivia Buffs Mugs

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Criminal mastermind.'

These are for being able to spell 'Afghanistan'...

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

The Anti-Agent

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Piracy on a boating lake

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Miss America IQ Pageant

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Funky Facts: Football.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Useless information"

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!