Trivia Buffs T-Shirts

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Criminal mastermind.'

These are for being able to spell 'Afghanistan'...

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

The Anti-Agent

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Piracy on a boating lake

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Funky Facts: Football.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

The Philip Marlow family

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

The Da Vinci Cod

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Useless information"