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'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Snake in the grass...

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Richard the Turd

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Game time.

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

'So who's smoking?'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Giant Headless Horseman

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

Forbidden Vegetable

God's Double Whammy.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."