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'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Snake in the grass...

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Richard the Turd

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Game time.

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

'So who's smoking?'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

Giant Headless Horseman

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

God's Double Whammy.