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'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Wolf blew over pig's sandcastle.

'And the taps now run with alco-pops'

"Too Marvel?"

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine." "I am not your Uncle Mort. I am someone else altogether." "Oh yeah? Who are you?" "I am... Drinkum... Coffeeman... Worthington-Smythe... of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes." "You may have heard of us... We're a family of... um... troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix." "So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that?" "Google

Pete Seeger

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Falls In Love

The Quack Quack Diaries: Sal E. Mander's Swamp Swipe!

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

"He says that you really don't love me...that you just want me for my body. Say it ain't so!"

'It was BAD enough having to look at his holiday photos.'

You Are Hare x

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

"Let's follow him on social media."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Victor Hugo

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Where was the TSA?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...