Trivia Buff Mugs

Sorry Mable, you know the rules, no mobile devices allowed on quiz nights.

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

Pub Quiz: 'Question one. How many childish arguments are we going to have tonight?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Your specialist subject...things that have happened in the last three seconds.'

QA

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"'No Brainers' for a thousand, Alex."

Pop Quiz.

"I'm afraid 'b*****d if I know' just won't do..."

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

Switch on brain

Before the Internet

Gus suddenly realised that his memory could make him rich

"You appear well versed in industry practices, but meet us at the hotel bar for trivia so we can determine the broader range of your knowledge."

The Polite Inquirer

Quiz Night...

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

Robots outwitting humans.

What do animal trainers do?

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

There's more and more reality TV. . . How about a night with George.

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

"Six hundred jobs in Jeopardy? I'm off to Jeopardy!"

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

University of Life Challenge

ACME achievement test

Animal challenge: tie-breaker required.

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

"As it's obvious this is a pre-virus repeat episode, and you professing to be so bright. . . why don't you know any of the answers?"

"Baldo, where as the Himalayas?"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

GCSE Geography: Is Paris in . . . . Ring Now on 0898325

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."