Trivia Buff Pillows

Sorry Mable, you know the rules, no mobile devices allowed on quiz nights.

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

Pub Quiz: 'Question one. How many childish arguments are we going to have tonight?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Your specialist subject...things that have happened in the last three seconds.'

QA

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"'No Brainers' for a thousand, Alex."

Pop Quiz.

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

"I'm afraid 'b*****d if I know' just won't do..."

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

Quiz Night...

The Polite Inquirer

Switch on brain

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

"You appear well versed in industry practices, but meet us at the hotel bar for trivia so we can determine the broader range of your knowledge."

'The author of James Bond and his creation may have needed penicillin but he did not discover it.'

Before the Internet

Gus suddenly realised that his memory could make him rich

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

"Dammit, Cactus-Jack! If you keep shootin' first and asking questions later. . . soon there'll be no one left to play trivial pursuit."

"Six hundred jobs in Jeopardy? I'm off to Jeopardy!"

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

ACME achievement test

Animal challenge: tie-breaker required.

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

University of Life Challenge

Jeremy Paxman.

There's more and more reality TV. . . How about a night with George.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

John Humphreys

What do animal trainers do?

Robots outwitting humans.