Story Buff Pillows

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Before the Internet

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

DUNVOTIN

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Europe and immigration.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Local News in Heaven

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Rock and a Hard Place

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Newspaper suicide.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...