Classic Story Buff Pillows

Beauty takes Beast for walkies

Sadly, Rapunzel didn't account for the Prince's weight.

Ugly Sister

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The hyenas started it."

'Yes, all at once!'

Steve McQueen

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Scotch and water musick."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Of Mice and Men.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Film Star Robert de Niro

Draw!

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

'Don't worry it's organic...'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"How was prom?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

The Final Selfie

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Snake in the grass...

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"