Classic Story Buff Mugs

Beauty takes Beast for walkies

Sadly, Rapunzel didn't account for the Prince's weight.

Ugly Sister

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Yes, all at once!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Steve McQueen

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Scotch and water musick."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Of Mice and Men.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Draw!

"How was prom?"

Snake in the grass...

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

The Final Selfie

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow