Old Story Buff Mugs

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Snake in the grass...

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

Game time.

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Wild West Text Showdown

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

The Rivalry Begins

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

God's Double Whammy.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Planner at work.

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Noir kitty.