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"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Snake in the grass...

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Game time.

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Wild West Text Showdown

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Carole Lombard

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Is there an audio edition?"

The Rivalry Begins

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

God's Double Whammy.

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

Planner at work.

Noir kitty.

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."