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'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

The Final Selfie

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Snake in the grass...

Game time.

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

God's Double Whammy.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"