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"Fee fi fo fiddle, i feel the need to piddle!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Snake in the grass...

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Danger: Falling animals

Game time.

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

A Giant at the Airport.

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

God's Double Whammy.

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'