Giant Story Buff Gifts

"Fee fi fo fiddle, i feel the need to piddle!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The hyenas started it."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Snake in the grass...

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Danger: Falling animals

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Game time.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

God's Double Whammy.

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

WH Wiff's Bookseller - Now Out! Runaway Bestseller.

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.