Giant Storytelling Fan Gifts

Gulliver stepping on Lilliputians.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

This side is the gag reel.

Giant white horse.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Moby Dick

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Bertolt Brecht

A Giant at the Airport.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

God's Double Whammy.

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Frog Prince

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

"Well, thats buggered that idea"

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

'Hmmm...'

Eat local

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song