Giant Stories Fan Gifts

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant white horse.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

A Giant at the Airport.

Giant Ice Skates

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"

'I'm sorry I don't date outside of my species!'

"Take three thousand Tylenol and call me in the morning."

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

"Fee fi fo fiddle, i feel the need to piddle!"

Children are growing taller. . .

Giant in need of shoes.

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

A giant woman pics up cars

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

"Miss Pugh, Bring me a fresh pair of boxer shorts"