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'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

Giant white horse.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

A Giant at the Airport.

Giant Ice Skates

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"Take three thousand Tylenol and call me in the morning."

'I'm sorry I don't date outside of my species!'

A giant woman pics up cars

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

"Fee fi fo fiddle, i feel the need to piddle!"

Giant in need of shoes.

Children are growing taller. . .

'I think we can safely eliminate bungalows from the search parameter.'