Giant Storytelling T-Shirts

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Giant white horse.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

A Giant at the Airport.

Siegfried and the dragon

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Heavenly meetings.

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Not now, Lord!'

"Midnight we go over the wall. Pass it on."

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

"You have to admire their ingenuity at least -- They're burying their apple cores."

Giant doesn't want to go shopping.

'I'm sorry, but you're just too tall to make it in the ballet world.'

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

Robert Macaire having lost his company's money

An 'upfront' payment was all it took to lure the piper out of retirement to help rid the oceans of plastic straws. . .

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

'I'm rating stuff.'

Nelson Algren

'To absent teeth.'

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

Horseback.